Husband for Football Season
Duties include:Attending family functions, Not flaking on date-nights, the occasional best-friends'-kids'-first birthday party, Saying "uh-huh" when you've actually heard what i've said, Wearing something other than the "lucky team hat" which is dirty and stinks, Never yelling at the TV or using the phrase "right in the kisser".
Qualifications: Must either hate or have a strong sense of boredom when watching anything football. ie: pre-game show, "the big game" (which, i guess, they all are) , half-time show, post-game highlights/discussion.
Must love to: hike, swim, bowl, spend time with good friends, have all-around fun.
Must love to: hike, swim, bowl, spend time with good friends, have all-around fun.
Compensation: A strong feeling of fulfilment and well being, the chance to play with some fun people!
If you have any inquiries or interests in this exciting job opportunity, come on over! I will be the one wearing this--
