Tuesday, December 29, 2009

December Baby

December 2009 has officially been named the busiest month of my life so far. It has been so jam packed, I haven't been able to update on all the awesome stuff we've been doing. I will post later about all our Christmases.
First I really wanna write about our Jersey Shores get-togethers. For the record-I HATE that we are contributing to their famedom. But I can't look away! They are the bottom of the barrel for reality TV, but at least they are dumb enough for me to believe none of it is scripted. I truly think they are just that stupid. Why in the world would you call yourself "Snooki", "Jwoww" or "The Situation"?? To be fair, I don't know if any of them can actually spell so they don't really know what they're saying.

We've been getting together to watch every new episode. So of course we needed nicknames too!
Me: Tan-Tric
BJ: Juice Box
Cali: The Rack
Shoney: S-Gel
Candice: The Appointment
Poke: Tan-Talizer

I cringe when I hear the things they say like "I'm not used to this work, I'm a bartender. I do great things!" and "All I want out of life is to find a nice, tan, souped up Guido and live my life."

I bet its the combination of the tanning beds, hair gel and silicon that have fried their personalities down to this. It's the longest public service announcement for "This is your brain on drugs." I have ever seen.


To help cleanse ourselves of this viewing experience we trotted down to temple square to see the lights and nativities. They are so pretty! It was packed and cold but we were able to enjoy all the sights and the babes had fun too! Aren't they two of the cutest kids you've ever seen!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Oh Chris and I are laughing so hard! We have great times don't we!